So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
she smelled like a LAN party
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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