is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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