He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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