fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Randomize
