Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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