check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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