He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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