these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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