theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Quick, to the slutcave!
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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