Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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