Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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