I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
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