Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
they're like a gay fantastic four
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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