Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
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