What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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