Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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