He is an equal opportunity slut.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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