Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Randomize
