I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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