don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
sick fucks of a feather flock together
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
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