He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Randomize
