420 ftw
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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