If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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