I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
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