I can tuck mytits in my pants
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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