I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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