Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
That's when you crack a 10am beer
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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