question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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