Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
You smell like stripper and shame
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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