Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Is Oprah even human
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
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