i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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