i would punch a child for taco bell
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
