There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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