:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Randomize
