return my video game
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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