Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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