Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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