dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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