O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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