I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
its not stalking. its research.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
