Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Damn victory sex feels great
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
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