there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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