I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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