Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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