i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
You are a genius and a whore.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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