i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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