My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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