So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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