It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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