He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
either way he was missing a nipple.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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