Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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